Pest control

So…um…interesting developments tonight here at the Futurist Club. Now, you must understand, we all come here with a very open mind. It’s in our official guide, and it’s an unspoken rule that you do not doubt another member’s sincere description of the future. No one truly knows what tomorrow holds, so it is tomfoolery to …

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Nothing like a bit of bad news to deflate a bubble of unchecked excitement over owning real estate. In this case, the news in question concerns the structural integrity of the house that I’ve recently inherited from my late great aunt (I’m her youngest relative, and therefore the most deserving recipient, apparently). I knew the …

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