Get Over It

Everyone in this house is just a baby. It’s not THAT bad that the shower doesn’t work. I’ve been using it for ages, and I get a great wash out of there being no heat or water pressure. I mean, people are SO precious about stuff nowadays. “Oh no, I need hot water and more than a dribble!” People used to do so much more, with so much less. Or you can just not wash yourself and people probably won’t even notice.

People always find something to complain about. Like, “Oh no, the heating is broken and I’m cold.” Get over it babies! “I spent MONEY on one of the most reputable drain camera inspection companies in Melbourne because the sink in the bath has been spewing up sewage and I’m not sure why.”

Okay, first…it’s in a bathtub. So it’s not going to fill up any time soon, and no one really takes baths anymore. Plus, the smell isn’t THAT bad. There may be a blocked drain, sure, but if it’s so important to you then buy a plunger and get over it. Do something yourself for once. I’d do it, but I’m not so offended by a little bit of smell. It’s not like your bed is covered in sewage or anything.

Oh, and now everyone is freaking out because all the sinks in this place have started to smell and there may be some “major problem” with the pipes, like…get over it already. You can buy stuff to just dump down there and boom, all problems over. I get that there are people in Melbourne do do sewer repair, and…okay, sure. I don’t know how to fix a sewer. Those people can stay. But chill out about home stuff. Doesn’t bother me, and neither does the wasp nest in my ceiling. Some nights there’s only like one or two of them buzzing around my room, and whatever, wasps are tiny. If I can sleep with the buzzing, then I don’t see a problem.

-Kyle