My Awesome Plan

Oh, I love how deviously evil I am. Flying monkey attack! What will I come up with next? That’s right, Dr Dark McBane is behind the monkeys plaguing Melbourne streets at the moment. Although I stole the idea from some random person’s blog, it was only my genius mind that could make it come to …

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Get Over It

Everyone in this house is just a baby. It’s not THAT bad that the shower doesn’t work. I’ve been using it for ages, and I get a great wash out of there being no heat or water pressure. I mean, people are SO precious about stuff nowadays. “Oh no, I need hot water and more …

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